Moses And His Bridge

Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday
School.

"Well, mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines
on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got
to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all
the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to
radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up
the bridge and saved the Israelites."

"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother
asked.

"Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never
believe it."