Johnny's Father Hits His Thumb

Little Johnny and his dad went upstairs one day to hang a picture and
frame while mom made lunch.  About tweenty minutes after they went
upstairs Johnny came downstairs crying.

"Whats wrong?" His mother said.

"Daddy slipped and hit his thumb with the hammer!" Said Johnny.

"Well..." Johnny's mother said, "Thats nothing to cry about, daddy
will be okay.  It's actually kind of funny, I don't know why you didn't
laugh when it happened."

"I did!" Johnny said.