Johnny Wants Puppies Instead Of Babies

Little Johnny and his Dad were in the park one day when Johnny
spotted two dogs mating furiously.  Little Johnny stared at the dogs
a while and then turned to his Dad and asked what the dogs were doing.

"Well, Johnny," his Dad replied hesitantly, "they are making puppies."
Little Johnny looked back at the dogs for a second, deep in thought,
then ran off to play on the swings.

A few weeks later Johnny walked in on his parents when they forgot to
latch the lock, and they were going after it pretty wildly themselves.
Johnny tapped his Father on the shoulder and asked, "Daddy, what are
you and Mommy doing?"

"Well, Johnny," his Dad replied out of breath, "we are making a baby."

Johnny thought about it for a moment and said excitedly "Well why don't
you turn her over. I'd much rather have puppies."