Johnny Thinks Feet Goes To Heaven First

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular
day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body
went to heaven first.

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes
to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to
believe in God."

The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his
hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because
God is all about love."

"Very good," said the teacher.  The teacher looked up and saw
Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna
like this.  "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think
goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."  The
teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.

Well, last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said,
'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding
her down."