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Johnny The Clever Gambler






The teacher had caught Johnny gambling seveal times. She requested a
conference with Johnny's dad who admitted that he also had tried to
break Johnny of his gambling habit. After many failed efforts, Johnny
one day (after school) called the teacher a hypocrite.

"Why do you say that, Johnny," she asked.

"Because you are." he replied.

Again she asked, "why."

He said, "Because you're not a true blonde."

She demanded to know how much money Johnny had. It came to about $50.
She bet him $50 dollars she was a true blonde. She went behind her desk
and removed her panties. Then she stood with her back to the door and
pulled her dress up showing her radiantly blonde pubic hair.

Afterwards she called the father and told him what she had done "in
Johnny's best interest." The father moaned and groaned and cried, "Oh,
no," numerous times.

The teacher said, "Look, I did this for Johnny. Do you think it was
easy for me to pull up my dress and show Johnny my pussy? I'd think
you'd be understanding instead of critical!"

The father replied, "Oh, I'm not so upset that you showed Johnny your
pussy, it's just that..."

"Just that what?" the embarassed teacher asked.

The father replied, "It's just that I decided to break Johnny of betting
myself, and this morning I bet him that he was wrong when he boasted that
before the day was over, he'd have you lifting your skirt and showing him
your pussy."






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