Johnny Smokes, Gets Laid, Gets Drunk

Johnny's teacher is walking down the street and sees Dirty Little Johnny
smoking a cigarette.

He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke."

Johnny looks up and doesn't say anything.

His teacher guy says, "How old are you, anyway?"

Johnny says, "Six."

"Six? When did you start smoking?"

Johnny says, "Right after the first time I got laid."

"Right after the first time you got laid!? When was that?"

Johnny says, "I don't remember. I was drunk."