Johnny Saw How To Kill An Eel

Little Johnny was 12 years old and, like othe boys his age, rather curious.
He had been hearing quite a bit about "courting" from the older boys and he
wondered what it was and how it was done. One day, he took his questions to
his mother, who became rather flustered and instead of explaining things to
Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older
sister and her boy friend...

This he did.  The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.
Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while,then he turned off most of the
lights, then he started kissing and hugging her.  I figured sis must be getting
sick because her face started looking funny.  He must have thought so too because
he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would,
except he's  not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding
her heart.

I guess he was getting sick too because pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting all out of  breath.  His other hand must have been cold because he put
it under her skirt. About this time, she got worse, and began to moan and sigh and
squirm, around and slide down toward the end of the couch.  This was when the fever
started.....I knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hot.

Finally I found out what was making them so sick.........a big eel had gotten inside
his pants somehow...It had jumped out of his pants and stood there about 10 inches
long... honest !!  Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.  
When sis saw it, she got really scared...... her eyes got big and her mouth fell open
and she started calling out to God and stuff like that.  She said it was the biggest one
she had ever seen.  I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.  Anyway, Sis got
brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off, all of a sudden she made a noise
and let the eel go.........I guess it bit her back or something.  Then she grabbed it
with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped
it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it, and he helped by
lying on top of the eel.  The eel put up a hell of a fight.  Sis started groaning and
squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch.  I guess they wanted to kill the eel
by squashing it between them. After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh.  
Her boyfriend got up and sure enough, they killed the eel.  I knew it was dead because it
just hung there and some of its insides were hanging out.

Sis and her boy friend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting
anyway.  He started hugging her and kissing her again, I guess eels are like cats..... they
have nine lives or something because it jumped straight up and started to fight again. This
time, sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minute struggle,
they finally killed the eel.  I knew it was dead because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.