Johnny Needs To Go To The Toilet

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to
go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this
situation. The correct word you want to use is 'ur-in-ate.' Please use the word
'ur-in-ate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, if you had bigger
tits, you'd be a ten!!!"