A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered. The salesman asked if his father was at home.
"Yes", replies Johnny.
The salesman asks, "Can I see him please?"
Little Johnny responds, "No, he is in the shower."
The salesman then asked if his mother was at home.
"Yes," says Johnny.
"Well can I see her?"
"No, she's in the shower too.."
"Well, do you think they will be out soon?", asks the salesman.
To which Little Johnny replies, "No, 'cause when my dad asked me for the vaseline, I gave him super glue by mistake!"
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