Johnny Finds People Dancing

Little Johnny is bored all day, hanging around the house. He goes into his
parents room and finds them having sex. "What are you doing?" Johnny asks.

"Uh, well, we're dancing." replies his mother.

"What's daddy doing?", asks Little Johnny

"He's my partner", says Mom, "Now run along."

A few nights later, Johnny goes into his sisters room and catches her having
sex with her boyfriend. "What are you  doing?", he asks.

"Ummm, dancing.", says his sister.

"What's your boyfriend doing?", asks Johnny.

His sister says, "He's my partner, now get out of here!"

Thanksgiving came around and Johnny's relatives were at his house. Johnny went
into the bathroom and saw his grandfather beating his meat.

"What are you doing?" Johnny asks.

"Why I'm dancing." said his grandfather.

"Well", asks Johnny, "Where is your partner?"

His grandfather replies, "When you've danced as long as I have, you don't need
a partner."