Johnny Finds An Old Ladie's Dog

There was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle. One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away.

She was out all night asking if anyone had seen her dog, but after looking for hours she couldn't find it anywhere so she went back home. The next morning she met Little Johnny who said that he had seen a stray dog. The dog he described matched hers exactly.

Upon finding out this information she asked Little Johnny, "You have you seen my Titswiggle?"

Little Johnny said,  … "No, but can that be my reward?"