Johnny Feeling Itchy - Circumcised

A teacher notices that Little Johnny, at the back of the class, is squirming
around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back to
find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whispers that he has just
recently been circumcised and he's quite itchy.

The teacher has him go down to the principal's office to phone his mom, and
ask her what he should do about it.

He does this, returns to the class, sits down in his seat and suddenly, there's
a general commotion at the back of the room. Back down she goes, only to
find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom," she says.

"I did," he says, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon she'd
come and pick me up from school."