Johnny Eats Jelly While Bitting His Cat

Little Johnny was sitting on his front porch with a bag of jelly beans and a cat sitting next to him. His nosy neighbor was sitting on her porch watching.

Little Johnny as he eats a jelly bean, bites the cat on the tail and moves down a step.

The nosy neighbor is getting more and more curious. So, she watches him for another minute as he eats a jelly bean and bites the cat on the tail, and moves
down another step.

The nosy neighbor goes over to Little Johnny and asks him, "Just what the heckare you doing?"

Little Johnny replies, "I'm playing truck driver. I'm poppin' pills, eatin' pussy and movin' on."