Johnny Can't Watch Through The Hole

Little Johnny, and a couple of his friends were walking home from school one
warm spring day.  As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, they
happened to look through a hole in the fence of one of the yards where a woman
was sunbathing in the nude.

As they looked through the hole, Johnny suddenly started to scream, left his
friends and took off running for home.

The next day, as the three boys came home again, they found the same hole in the
fence and started to watch the woman.  Again, after just a few minutes, Johnny
started screaming and ran off quickly.

On the third day, the boys were peeping into the hole in the fence again after
school, when Johnny turned around and started to run again.  But this time, Bill and
Tommy grabbed him and demanded to know what was wrong.

Johnny replied, "My mother told me that if I ever looked at a naked woman, I would
turn to stone....And I started to feel a part of me getting awfully hard........"