Johnny Can't Let Others Play Poker

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to
concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and
relatives.  His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to
occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but
the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players
and calling out the cards they held.

The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the
game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took
Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room.  The uncle soon returned
back to the poker table, without Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.

For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the
card players continued without any further interruptions.

After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the
world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!"

"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to masturbate."