Johnny Becomes Hells Angel

Little Johnny's sitting at the roadside playing.  His mom looks out of the
window to see him eating a couple of M&Ms, licking the family cat and
then, standing up, taking a couple of steps to the left and sitting down
again.  Shocked, she goes out to see what he is up to.  By the time she gets
to him, he's done the same set of actions another four times.

"Johnny", she cries, "What are you up to?!!"

"I'm pretending to be a Hell's Angel", Johnny replied.  "you know, popping
pills, licking pussy and moving on."