A Boy Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing
where a young couple was engaged in oral sex. "Back boys, get
back!" cried the leader. "There's a very dangerous beast out
there!"
But it was too late, as several of the boys had more-or-less
seen the deed happening. Little Johnny spoke up and asked the
leader what it was the couple was doing.
"Well, err.... if you must know, uh, they were practicing a
brand new form of artificial respiration... yeah, that's it, it's
artificial respiration!"
"WOW!" exclaimed Johnny. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try
for next!"