A Note From Johnny's Teacher

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher.  It read:
"Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys
and girls," would someone "Please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about
this?"

Johnny's mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and
closed the door. She said, "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..."
Little Johnny unbuttoned her blouse and took it off.

She continued, "Now take off my skirt..."  He removed her skirt.

"Take off my bra..." which he did.

"And now, Johnny, please take off my panties." When Johnny had finished removing
his mother's panties, she said, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to
school any more!