Little Johnny boy was awakened in the middle of the night by
strange noises from his parents room, so he decided to
investigate. As he entered the parents bedroom, he was
shocked to see his mom and dad "going at it" for all they were
worth. "Dad!" he shouted, "What are you doing?"
"It's okay," replied his father. "Your mother wants a baby,
that's all." Johnny, excited at the prospect of a new baby brother,
was happy at this news and went back to bed with a smile on his face.
Several weeks later, he was walking past the bathroom and was
surprised to discover his mother sucking furiously on his father's
prick. "Dad!" he shouted, "What about the new baby?"
"What do you mean, son?" asked his dad.
"Well," replied Johnny, "when you told me all about blow-jobs, you
said it was how mom told you she wanted a BMW!"